It was a pleasant tuesday, about 11 o’clock and the kids were at the sitters, while I worked in my socks. I just hit save on my computer when arose quite a clatter, so I ran to the roof garden to see what was the matter!
In my shock and dismay, it was an upsetting sight, an odot trailer had broken loose from it’s pickup and decided to take flight.
The crazy old trailer had personality crisis and thought it had wings, the Deere on its bed did not think the same things. The trailer flipped 180 and the straps they did tear and that poor old John Deere took off in the air!
John went head over heals and bounced on his head. He then smashed through my shed and ended up dead.
Now, I want you to understand there is a simple point to this story I’m telling, Deere can not fly and never buy machinery that odot is selling.
Hope you enjoyed my story. It’s all true and I’m still waiting for odot’s insurance to contact me so I don’t sue. Ha
Joshua Janes is now riding the fast paced government machine, I should get paid in about 6 years.
